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Yee! tell me that is not as common as it sounds! i mean those are insane, nay i mush italicize! INSANE ads almost to the point of absurdity! i laughed so hard that i cried. it became a part of me. *sigh* but i digress. i suppose i am just shocked, because here (canada) at least the women try to hide that under "i like walks on the beach and quiet nights in and romace and blah, blah, blah......."

ah the fun we had that day.

R

posted by CinsevDecember 24, 2001 at 10:27

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You can go to Metropolis and find the personals section and see how many. It's acutally probably less than 10 percent. For the men in that magazine though it's like 90 percent just flat out asking for sex. Pretty sad.

I have noticed that about the longer net based ads from women talking about long walks on the beach etc. Or more about saying "I like backpacking up Mt.Everest, treking through the Amazon. Hunting wild boar in Africa, Competeing in Jet Ski races......." ....

posted by greggmanDecember 26, 2001 at 13:04

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I believe it is because women read too many Danielle Steele novellas and too much Cosmo. They think that just because they are in possession of a vagina that THEIR looks, intelligence, education, etc., have no impact on the relationship. There are the pics of the plainest women wanting to have a sugar daddy, as if a multi-millionaire can't afford a Heather Locklear look-alike with the abilities of a Linda Lovelace (may she rest in peace). Ladies, the competition for rich men is HARSH. I am no Bill Gates, but I can easily afford a stunningly beautiful and talented travel companion who will cede to my every churlish desire just for the Riviera trip and a small wardrobe alone. Throw in a shopping trip in Monaco and she'll fellate me all the way there. Good looking, intelligent and sexually talented women are fairly common, so why should wealthy men settle for crows who want long walks on the beach and long talks about Kafka when we can have an Anna Niclole Smith look-alike with a master's degree in literature and a talent for submissive leather play? I mean, really, on whom would you rather spend your money? The overweight, divorced, flabby-assed, 36 year old harridan with stretch marks who wants beach walks and is afraid of anal sex and performs oral poorly (probably the main reasons she is divorced); or the young, smart, beautiful and sexually uninhibited green-eyed redhead with three tongues, two-inch tall nipples and a penchant for thong bikinis who will walk you down a beach at night and give you a time you'll remember until the day you die?

I know where MY money is going.

posted by anon_anonymousApril 28, 2002 at 2:12

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oh god. the day that i know a friend of a friend of a friend of mine that actually had something to do with the obviously glaring obsession for sex i will literally become a buddist monk.  i mean, does anyone actually seriously think of responding to any of these? just the word 'classifieds' in the newspaper contents makes horrible images of cellulite thighs and nasty spots with red neon lights screaming 'STDS! COME AND GET 'EM' pop up infront of me. How can something so blatantly dangerous as those ads be allowed? they hand out clean needles to druggies so that disease doesn't spread, condoms to gay/lesbian teens, but they allow the advertising for 'SWF looking for a suga daddy to fill her up'? Not to mention the possibility of being discovered on some Highway 99 ditch. Something's not right here....

posted by anon_nicoleMay 7, 2002 at 11:38

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Wouldn't it be nice to be a rich man with all those lovely young sluts to choose from out there? Ah, sweet dreams.

Have you seen the advertisements (in Japan) for special parties for women to meet men? Depending on the grade of the men at the party, the women will have to pay more to meet them. They advertise the statistics of the men the women will meet at these parties. For example, one party might have only doctors who are over 170cm tall, under 35 years old, and earn over $80,000pa.

If you think those adds are bad, how about enjokosai. There the men just advertise exactly what they want like, "$600 for dinner and sex with a school girl", and there are plenty of girls who go for it, I hear.

Isn't life fun for men with money?

posted by anonamanJanuary 27, 2005 at 5:49

Is it so wrong? [ e ]

Married Japanese woman, 33. I have many things but I want love from a man. I want an American boyfriend who can understand my situation

or how about this

Hot girl, seeking, hot American black man, muscular, tall, handsome, with beautiful bald head! I could be the diamond in your life. Do you want to handle me? Let’s have a fantastic time together.

 

Why am I tempted by these two? Damn...im not black...but hmm...hot japanese woman who just wants sex...

I wouldn't establish a long-term relationship with this person.  Nor would I leave or cheat on my current gf for this person, buttt....If I am single, horny and ever-increasingly desperate, why not? (apart from stds...)

Although I hear most stds can be seen/noticed visibly before intercourse occurs via looking at 'that' region when unclothed.  Excluding the worst std, most fatal aids?

Or older lady who wants me to make her feel loved? Thats not so bad. 

I heard a story about two women working in one of those japanese company-lunch-rooms.  The 'Gman' :P made a mention of one from Sega.

One was an older woman...in late 30s....one was a younger 22-24 year old.  The older woman kept hinting he should take the young woman out for 'fun'...when the 'fun' she was emphasisng as sex.  That I didnt think was soo odd.  Its like a mother-figure trying to setup her 'daughter' with a suitable guy.  I think like the ...sentai/kohtei thing?(I forgot the spelling, but you used it in a post teacher/student).  What surprised me was...the older lady hinted if he was into older ladies she could compensative him for it.  Aka, Paying this younger man.

Now, you may all call me a man-slut...or anyyything you want.  But if (like another commentor posted, the 33-year-old-married-housewife was willing to pay 600 dollars(like the guy from enjokosai)...Id be awfully tempted.  Hmm, myself a 21 year old ahve sex with a (I hope) attractive or reasonable attractive 33 year old for 600 dollars?  Sure.  Id rather have sex with a 33 year old once a week, than do english converastion classes for 40 hours a week.  Yes, I know that may make me a horrible horrible person. But its honest and its my opinion.

posted by ManSlutMarch 1, 2005 at 8:39

honesty is a mutha [ e ]

interesting ways of trying to find a mate, indeed. perhaps a better intro would me "me so greedy".

posted by gracchusApril 22, 2005 at 17:25